Overview[]
The end screen lists a category of ending and a random epitaph which depends on that category. A number of the epitaphs make more or less blatant references: Links below are mainly to external sites.
Epitaphs by Ending[]
Killed by Restarting the Room[]
- (Player Name) tried again.
- (Player Name) restarted the room.
- (Player Name) realized that failure was inevitable.
- (Player Name) reset
- (Player Name) goofed
- (Player Name) decided they were trapped
- (Player Name) lost the will to carry on
- (Player Name) had a rethink
- (Player Name)'s lack of concentration got them in trouble
Killed by Bottomless Pit[]
- (Player Name) has fallen and cannot get up.
- (Player Name) took a tumble.
- (Player Name)'s attempt was pitiful.
- (Player Name)'s velocity was definitely terminal.
- (Player Name) became the fall-guy.
- (Player Name) slipped and fell.
- (Player Name) fought with gravity and lost.
- (Player Name) fought with Newton's law and the law won.
Killed by Bobby-George Totem (darts)[]
- (Player Name) got the point.
- (Player Name) served as an impromptu dartboard.
- (Player Name) was punctured.
- (Player Name) was popped.
- (Player Name) didn't judge the timings correctly.
Killed by Lindemann Totem (fire)[]
- (Player Name) should stay out of the kitchen.
- (Player Name) was carbonised.
- (Player Name) couldn't take the heat.
- (Player Name) was flamed.
- (Player Name) smelled the napalm.
- (Player Name) was roasted.
- (Player Name) was barbecued.
- (Player Name) was slightly more than well-done.
- (Player Name) felt the burn.
- (Player Name) got a little hot under the collar.
- (Player Name) was toasted.
- (Player Name) was fired.
- (Player Name) was immolated.
- (Player Name) was burnt.
Killed by Skeleton[]
- (Player Name) stumbled into a skeleton.
- (Player Name) now believes in the afterlife.
- Someone had a bone to pick with (Player Name).
- (Player Name) forgot to load their gun.
- (Player Name) communed with the dead.
- (Player Name) messed with the undead.
- (Player Name) now realises that the walking dead aren't friendly.
- (Player Name) finally realised what 'Tomb of the Dead' meant.
Killed by Snake Pit[]
- (Player Name) was chomped by a cobra.
- (Player Name)'s ankles were nibbled.
- (Player Name) was popped by a python.
- (Player Name) hates snakes.
- (Player Name) was bitten by a snake.
- (Player Name) thought hissing was a sign of friendship.
- (Player Name) ran headlong into a pit of poisonous snakes.
Killed by Lagoon of Lava[]
- (Player Name) felt the heat.
- (Player Name) needs to cool off.
- (Player Name) found that lava was bad to touch.
- (Player Name) melted.
- (Player Name) took a dip.
- (Player Name) took a nice hot bath.
Killed by Rolling Jones Boulder[]
- (Player Name) made a poor speedbump.
- (Player Name) rolled with it.
- (Player Name)'s interests include hard rock.
- (Player Name) developed a serious crush.
- (Player Name) was bowled over.
- (Player Name) was smeared.
- (Player Name) forgot to dodge the boulder.
Killed by Wandering Wall[]
- (Player Name) felt the squeeze.
- (Player Name) went squish.
- (Player Name) couldn't take the pressure.
- (Player Name) became two-dimensional.
- (Player Name) got stuck between a rock and a hard place.
- (Player Name) always wanted to be thinner.
- (Player Name) was smushed.
- (Player Name) was pulverised.
Killed By Blade Trap[]
- (Player Name) found their body was not blade proof.
- (Player Name got a bouncing blade to the face.
Killed by Ten-Megawatt Laser[]
- (Player Name) went into the light.
- (Player Name) crossed the beam.
- (Player Name) didn't see the light.
- (Player Name) was hit by a laser.
- (Player Name) was lasered.
- (Player Name) suddenly remembers that fiery-coloured beams of death should be avoided.